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33. A good marriage would be betweena Blind wife and a deaf husband.







32. Q: During Marriage ceremony why is thebridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance torun away!

31. Man: Is there any way for long life?Doctor: Get married. Man: Will it help?Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come.




30. A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,is HONEST.A person, who SURRENDERS when not SURE,is WISE.A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,is a HUSBAND!




29. One day a man insertedand advertisement’ in thelocal classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”



28. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,you know, I was a fool when I married you.She replied, Yes dear, I knowbut I was in love and didn’t notice.



27. “When a man holds a woman hands?”When a man holds a woman’s handbefore marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense




26.It’s funny when people discussLOVE MARRIAGE vs. ARRANGED.It’s like asking someone,if suicide is better or being murdered




25. Telling a lie isFault 4 a little boyan Art 4 a loveran Accomplishment 4 a bachelorand a Matter of survival 4 a married man



24. Only true friends stand by uduring bad times.I promiseI will attend ur wedding.



23.The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!



22. First marriage is the triumph ofimagination over intelligence. Second marriage is thetriumph of hope over experience



21. Why do we all marry?Because romance is notthe only element of life.We should also know horror,terror, suspense, irony,stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.



20. Marriage is like going toa restaurant your choicefrom the menu,Andthen look at neighboringtable n wish you’d ordered that…



19. What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I don’t Understand her.



18. Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence….(a life sentence!).



17. Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.



24.A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.



23.A woman was telling her friend , “It was I who made my husband a millionaire.”And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.The woman replied, ” A multi-millionaire”.


22. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.



21. Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?Wife to Husband: I’m looking for a loophole



20. Men are like chocolate bars…. sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.



19. A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”“No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”



18. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!




17.Q: Why do brides wear white?A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.



16.One day a man inserted an ‘advert’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”



15.What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it’s the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving




14.Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.



13. After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”The husband replied: “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”



12.A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. -



11.Marriage changes passion … suddenly you’re in bed with a relative



10.Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.



9.Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.



8. A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy it’.



7. They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.



6. There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.




5. The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake .



4.After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together..



3. The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him



2. I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.



1.I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.