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what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
(FUNNY SMS)============================================You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always.=
(FUNNY SMS)============================================I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friendI KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
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Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom(FUNNY SMS)
Jesus says to John come forth ill Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(FUNNY SMS)
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------An independant study has provenAn independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
(FUNNY SMS)---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
(FUNNY SMS)---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!-
(FUNNY SMS)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(FUNNY SMS)
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!circles go on forever(FUNNY SMS)---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on foreverL O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....
(FUNNY SMS)------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the "E",... so pls can I have "U"?you are the only one for me?What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?(FUNNY SMS)---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Love is like a golden chain tLove is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!By Ikram Marwat
(FUNNY SMS)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1By Ikram Marwat I have liked many but lovedI have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.By Ikram Marwat
(FUNNY SMS)---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!You Know Why?Bcoz.....You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES. By Waseem---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?By Ikram Marwat ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(FUNNY SMS)
I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face, no one will ever take your placeBy PRANAYA SHah
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When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must..
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Who said English is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don't have brain... 2.-----I don't have sense... 3.-----I am stupid....
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food I'm a killer, i kill people for money I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friendI KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
(FUNNY SMS)I*******************************************************************************Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
(FUNNY SMS)J*******************************************************************************Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
*******************************************************************************Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car, Khadke glassi in the bar, Punjabi Bhangra te Chicken Fry, Always TALLI never CRY !!! *(FUNNY SMS)******************************************************************************Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye, Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE. *******************************************************************************
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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD! (FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son, but they don't know proper word to print, so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS: (FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins
*(FUNNY SMS)******************************************************************************girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.
*(FUNNY SMS)******************************************************************************PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu MAMU MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. MAMU MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Marriage:It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master . Find the perfect message to send
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua, Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!! Great Calculation: Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have
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(FUNNY SMS)******************************************************************************Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
*******************************************************************************Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan." *******************************************************************************Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si. Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya? Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************INDIA Ko Aazaad Hue 57 Sal Hue Phir Bhi No PROGRESS! why? Kyunki Aaj Bhi INDIA Ki Bholi Janta KAAM-DHANDHA Chhod Kar hamara SMS padh rahi hai... *******************************************************************************

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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai? Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab? (FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth *******************************************************************************Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna. what do you want for your birthday? Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Nobody teaches the sun 2 rise..Afish 2 swim..Abird 2 fly..A plant 2 grow..A child 2 cry..n nobody teaches me 2 remember u i just do..!*******************************************************************************Jo asani se mile woh hai ghum,jo mushkil se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,jo naseebwalon ko mile woh hai aap jaisa yaar..!
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Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na hota.To india ka koi ladka awara na hot.E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Kalwani**********************************(FUNNY SMS)*********************************************One day LOVE asked FRIENDSHIP y r u in the world when i'm here?FRIENDSHIP smiled n said "TO SPREAD SMILES WHERE U LEAVE TEARS."
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************god apun se pucha kidar jayenga? heaven ya hell? apun bola hell! apun ko malum ketum sala dost log udarich milenga, apun log sath hai to hell bi heaven hai
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Har shubha ki dhund kuch yaad dilati hai...Har phool ki khoshboo ek jadoo jagati hai,Chaho na chaho kitna bhi par apki yaad aa hi jati hai.*******************************************************************************Badi asaani se dil lagaaye jaate hain, Par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain,Le jaati hai mohabbat un raho par jaha diye nahi dil jalaaye jaate hain.*******************************************************************************Zindagi aisi ho jo jineko majboor kare, Rahe aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare,Khushboo kabhi dosti ki kam na ho, Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Mehek ishq ki kam nahi hoti, Iss se zindagi khatam nahi hoti,Saath ho agar zindagi main dostoka to zindgi zannat se kam nahi hoti.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Akash k taaro me khoya hai jahan sara, lagta hai pyara hr ek taara. un taaro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara, jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara.......
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Koi Shaam Aati Hai Tumhari Yaad Lekar...Koi Shaam Jaati Hai Tumhari Yaad Dekar....Hamein To Uss Shaam Ka Intezaar Hai.....Jo Aaye Tumhe Saath Lekar....!
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Khuda ne Mujhse kaha ISHQ na kar tu Diwana ho jayega.Maine kaha Ae Khuda tu mesg. Padne wale se mil Tujhe bhi ISHQ ho jayega.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************DOST EK SAAHIL HAI TUFAAN KE LIYE,DOST EK AAYINA HAI ARMAANO KE LIYE,DOST EK KHWAISH HAI AAP JAISE DOST PANE KE LIYE.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Hay mere SMS mere dost ke pas jana,Agar wo so rahi ho to usako mat jagana,Jab wo uthe to thoda sa muskurake usake kan main kahana....GOOD MORNING


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Faces Of Man after Engagement SUPERMAN after Marriage GENTLEMAN after 10 Years WATCHMAN after 20 Years DOBERMAN
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper That We Use To Write One Exam. Join Us In Promoting The Noble Cause Of Saving Trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Stars + Moon = Romantic Night birds + Sky = Lovely Day forest + Animail = Refreshing Wrld me + Mine Sms = 2mke U Happy bt U+ur Smile = Aama,kasto Dar Lagdo Go And Brush Ur Teeth... :))
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************If U Delete This Message Thats Bcoz U Love Me. If U Save It Thats Bcoz U Desire Me & If U Ignore It Thats Bcoz U Miss Me. So What U Gonna Do With IT?
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Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache! *******************************************************************************Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Rabri: Ka karat ho? Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu! Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi. Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai? Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri? Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne. *******************************************************************************Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?". *******************************************************************************Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law". An englishman, bihari & punjabi An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them. Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, One day Santa's Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************biwi par essay-biwi ek paltu prani hai,ye ghar ki rasoi me payi jati hai.iska paustik ahaar pati ka bheja hota hai.karva chouth wale din ye badi matra me dhong karti dikhai deti hai.shuruwat me ye prani bada acha lagta hai baad me ye jungli saand ki tarah ho jati hai.inke maa baap ki galti inke pati ko bhugatni padti hai.hume sab patiyon se humdardi hai.ummid hai aap bhi dusro se hamdardi jatayenge.dhanyawad*********************************************************
(FUNNY SMS)**********************A smile is a sign of joy...A hug is a sign of luv...A laugh is a sign of happiness*******************************************************************************100% FREE downloads for wallpaper, ringtones, themes and much more for Mobile Phones at TheUnlocker
(FUNNY SMS)*******************************************************************************Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!


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E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Galti se pyar kar baithe hum nadaan the,uski aadat uski fitrat se anjaan the,waqt ne humko khilona bana diya yaaro,warna hum bhi kabhi mehfilo ki jaan the.
(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Father- Raat ko tum pi k gutter mein gir gaye the. Son- Kya bataon dad GALAT SANGAT ki wajah se hua,hum 4 dost..1 bottle...Or wo teeno pite hi nahi the...
(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Har pal me pyaar hai,Har lamhey me khushi,Kho do to ye yaaden hai,G lo to ye zindagi....So ye LAMHA or PAL apne liye na sahi PAR mere liye to GEO.
(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Palbhar me toot jaye wo kasam hum nahi,dosto kobhool jaye wo hum nahi,tum hame bhool jao is baat me dum nahi.kyonki tum hame bhul jao itne burehum nahin.
(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur kitni jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai,pyaas bhujti nahi barsat guzar jati hai,apni yadon se keh do is tarah na aaya karein,neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jati hai.E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com Location : punjab
(FUNNY SMS)ek pal ka ehsaas ban kar aate ho tum,dusre hi pal khushbu ki tarah ud jate ho tum,jante ho tanhaiyon se dar lagta hai,phir bhi humein tanha chod jate ho tum
(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : namita33@gmail.comLocation : punjab Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro boli"Shukriya Bhai Jan
E-Mail : vishal_1043@rediffmail.com Location : indore yeh aansu na hote aankhon mein,toh aankhein itni khoobsurat na hoti,yeh dard na hota dil mein,toh khushi ki keemat pata na hoti,yeh bewafai na ki hoti waqt ne,toh wafa ki kabhi chahat na hoti,agar mangne se puri ho jati muradein,toh uss khuda ki kabhi zarurat nahi hoti...(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com Location : punjab Na chaho itna hume chahaton se daar lagta hai,na aao itna kareeb judai se daar lagta hai,tumhari wafaon pe bharosa hai par apni "kissmat" se daar lagta hai..!(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : vjoshi2007@rediff.com Location : Sharma Na chaho itna hume chahaton se daar lagta hai,na aao itna kareeb judai se daar lagta hai,tumhari wafaon pe bharosa hai par apni "kissmat" se daar lagta hai..!
E-Mail : sunil_expo2006@yahoo.com Location : Udaipur Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,Karna hifazat tum apni,Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari.(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : sur_dhar2002@yahoo.co.in Location : Kolkata Log apna banake chod dete hai.Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.Log to dil bhi tod dete hai.(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : sur_dhar2002@yahoo.co.in Location : kolkata Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,Karna hifazat tum apni,Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari.(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : sur_dhar2002@yahoo.co.in Location : Kolkata Jis pal KHUDA ne tumhe banaya hoga,hajaaro sal dekha hoga,lakho saal nihara hoga,aur fir 1 bar jarur socha hoga,,,,,ABE YE HAI KYA..!!!
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Pyar sigaar ki tarh hota hai,AAG ke roop me shuru hota hai,DHUYEN ki tarh badta hai aur RAAKH ke rup me khtam ho jaata hai.(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : JOdhpur A true friend is not like the RAIN which pours and goes away... A true friend is like the AIR, Sometimes silent but always around you.(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Life never leaves u empty. It always replaces everything u lost! If it asks u 2 put something down.Its bcoz it wants u to pick up something better.
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Johpur Aap se dur kaise reh pate, dil se apko kaise bhula pate, kaash aap sapno ke alawa sheeshe me base hote, khud ko bhi dekte to aap nazar aate..(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Palko par apni baithaya hai tumhe,Badi duaon k baad paya hai tumhe,Aasani se nahi mile tum,NATIONAL ZOO PARK SE CHURAYA HAI TUMHE.
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur

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FUNNY SMS FUNNY SMS Bina Chot Khaye Ehsas Nahi Hota, Har Koi Duniya Me Khas Nhi Hota, MagarJiski Aarzu Dil Se Ho Jati Hai, Vo Hi Hamare Pas Nahi Hota....FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Doston ka to aana jana he, par ye dost tera purana he. is dost ko bhula na dena kabhi yaar, kyuki ye dost Aapki dosti ka deewana hai...!FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Yaad aati hai to,zara kho jate haiAansu ankho mein utar aaye to,zara ro jate haiNeend to nahi aati ankho mein lekin aap khwab mein aoge yeh sochke so jate hai
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E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Jam pe jam pine se kya faida, raat ko piyoge to subah utar jayegi. Sirf do boond hamari dosti ki pilo, sach kahte he sari jindagi nashe me geogey
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Friends and friendship,its a package of feelings,nobody can make it,nobody can delete it,nobody can explain it,only one can feel it...
FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Ishq ik nasha hai joh dard ki gali me bikta hai.Yeh ik pal ka maza hai par zindgi bhar ki saja hai.Use mout kya maregi jo khud saja-e-ishq me fasaa hai.
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Taare aasmaan mein chamakte hai , baadal duur hai phir bhi baraste hai, hum bhi kitne naadan hai, aap dil mein rehte hai aur hum milne ko taraste hai..FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Aakash ke taaron me khoya hai jahan sara,lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,un taron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara jo is waqt padh raha hai Message Hamara. SUBHRATRI.FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Duniya me sabse pyaari hai teri yaari, Dekh k ye jal gayi duniya saari, Kya tumhe yaad ati nahi hamaari... To chal ab SMS karne ki teri bari...FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Girls are like computer virus, They enter your life, Scan ur pocket, Transfer ur money. Edit ur mind, Download their problems, Delete ur smile and hang ur future!!FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : coolkevin87@yahoo.co.in Location : mumbai ek sardar ye sochte hue mar gaya ki meri bahan ke 2 bhai ha aour mere ek hi ha ... ha ha haFUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dheeraj@dil.in Location : jaipur give me answar: ager aankhin milne ke baad 2 aur 2 = 4 hoon jate hai to to 2 dil milne ke baad 1 kyu ho jate hai ..............Repaly me with a solid reason ....... its a chelling for uFUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : cute_sunny4girl@yahoo.co.in Location : Jaipur PAHLE TO SHAYRON ME MRA KARTA THA MEIN.AB TO HAKIKAT ME MRNE KE DIN AA GAYE HAI.THA ARMAN BARSON PAHLE MOUT KO GALE LAGANE KA,AB VO ARMAN PURE KARNE KE DIN AA GAYE HAI FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : rajnihal@gmail.com Location : JAIPUR Making 100 friends in a year isn't big..but an achievement is to make a friend for 100 years. I know i ve made 1 dats u!!
E-Mail : smj_019@rediffmail.com Location : chennai waqt or khushi aapke gulam honge, har pal or pehlu aapke naam honge, jara mud kar dekhna mere dost, aapke har kadam ke niche mere haathon ke nishan hongeFUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : SAINI_JEETENDRA@YAHOO.COM Location : JAIPUR jaise chahte they hum unhe,woh bhi hume chahte toh kya baat hoti,paane ka armaan toh tha,bin mangey mil jate toh kya baat hoti,is dil mein pyar tha kitna,woh jaan lete toh kya baat hoti,humne manga tha unhe khuda se,woh bhi humein maang lete toh kya baat hoti
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com Location : punjab chale jayengey par yaadein suhani chod kar,aapke dil mein apni nishani chod kar,kabhi royogey kabhi muskurayogey,hum jayengey dosti ki woh kahani chod kar..
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com Location : punjab What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again , and he enjoys itFUNNY SMS)E-Mail : viv_mis@redifmail.com Location : delhi Intazar ke pal bitna mushkil hai,bite hue lamhe pas lana mushkil hai, jo ek bar bas jaye dilme dhadkan banke, wo pyar dil se bhulana mushkil hai.FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : sameer_minku2005@yahoo.com Location : baroda Dosti yakeen par tiki hoti hai, Ye deewar badi mushkil se khadi hoti hai , kabhi fursat mile to padhna kitab rishton ki . DOSTI KHOON KE RISHTE SE BHI BADI HAI.FUNNY SMS)
]E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Dosti ki pyari surat ho tum. kisi ki jindgi ki jarurt ho tum. khubsoort to phul b bahut h yar mere liye phul se b badhkar khubsoort ho tum.FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur DIL KI DHADKAN TEJ HAI,SAASO MAE BEKRARI HAI.DIL KI DHADKAN TEJ HAI SAASO MAE BEKRARI HAI. AARE!JALDI CHECK UP KARA LAGTA HAI Dame KI BIMARI HAI.
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Tanhai na paye koi kisi k sath k bad,judai na paye koi kisi se milne k bad.Na pade kisiko adat kisiki itni,k har sans bhi aye uski yad k bad....!
(FUNNY SMS)
Taare aasmaan mein chamakte hai , baadal duur hai phir bhi baraste hai, hum bhi kitne naadan hai, aap dil mein rehte hai aur hum milne ko taraste hai..(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Aakash ke taaron me khoya hai jahan sara,lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,un taron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara jo is waqt padh raha hai Message Hamara. SUBHRATRI.(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Duniya me sabse pyaari hai teri yaari, Dekh k ye jal gayi duniya saari, Kya tumhe yaad ati nahi hamaari... To chal ab SMS karne ki teri bari...(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Girls are like computer virus, They enter your life, Scan ur pocket, Transfer ur money. Edit ur mind, Download their problems, Delete ur smile and hang ur future!!(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : coolkevin87@yahoo.co.in Location : mumbai ek sardar ye sochte hue mar gaya ki meri bahan ke 2 bhai ha aour mere ek hi ha ... ha ha ha(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dheeraj@dil.in Location : jaipur give me answar: ager aankhin milne ke baad 2 aur 2 = 4 hoon jate hai to to 2 dil milne ke baad 1 kyu ho jate hai ..............Repaly me with a solid reason ....... its a chelling for u(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : cute_sunny4girl@yahoo.co.in Location : Jaipur PAHLE TO SHAYRON ME MRA KARTA THA MEIN.AB TO HAKIKAT ME MRNE KE DIN AA GAYE HAI.THA ARMAN BARSON PAHLE MOUT KO GALE LAGANE KA,AB VO ARMAN PURE KARNE KE DIN AA GAYE HAI (FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : rajnihal@gmail.com Location : JAIPUR Making 100 friends in a year isn't big..but an achievement is to make a friend for 100 years. I know i ve made 1 dats u!!(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : smj_019@rediffmail.com Location : chennai waqt or khushi aapke gulam honge, har pal or pehlu aapke naam honge, jara mud kar dekhna mere dost, aapke har kadam ke niche mere haathon ke nishan honge(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : SAINI_JEETENDRA@YAHOO.COM Location : JAIPUR jaise chahte they hum unhe,woh bhi hume chahte toh kya baat hoti,paane ka armaan toh tha,bin mangey mil jate toh kya baat hoti,is dil mein pyar tha kitna,woh jaan lete toh kya baat hoti,humne manga tha unhe khuda se,woh bhi humein maang lete toh kya baat hoti
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com Location : punjab chale jayengey par yaadein suhani chod kar,aapke dil mein apni nishani chod kar,kabhi royogey kabhi muskurayogey,hum jayengey dosti ki woh kahani chod kar..(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com Location : punjab What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again , and he enjoys it(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : viv_mis@redifmail.com Location : delhi Intazar ke pal bitna mushkil hai,bite hue lamhe pas lana mushkil hai, jo ek bar bas jaye dilme dhadkan banke, wo pyar dil se bhulana mushkil hai.
E-Mail : sameer_minku2005@yahoo.com Location : baroda Dosti yakeen par tiki hoti hai, Ye deewar badi mushkil se khadi hoti hai , kabhi fursat mile to padhna kitab rishton ki . DOSTI KHOON KE RISHTE SE BHI BADI HAI.(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Dosti ki pyari surat ho tum. kisi ki jindgi ki jarurt ho tum. khubsoort to phul b bahut h yar mere liye phul se b badhkar khubsoort ho tum.
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur DIL KI DHADKAN TEJ HAI,SAASO MAE BEKRARI HAI.DIL KI DHADKAN TEJ HAI SAASO MAE BEKRARI HAI. AARE!JALDI CHECK UP KARA LAGTA HAI Dame KI BIMARI HAI.(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Tanhai na paye koi kisi k sath k bad,judai na paye koi kisi se milne k bad.Na pade kisiko adat kisiki itni,k har sans bhi aye uski yad k bad....!(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Lakh chahoge bhul na paoge. hum se juda hokar ji na paoge.chahe kitani bhi khusiya luta do hum par, hamari dosti ko overtake nahi kar paoge..(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Mujhse mat poocho ki kyun aankhen jhuka li maine,teri tasveer thi jo tujhse chupa li maine..uspe likha tha ki teri mohabbat mere muqaddar mein nahi,yahi soch kar apne maathe ki woh lakeer mita li maine...(FUNNY SMS)
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Saalon baad na jane kya sama hoga,hum sab doston me se jane kaun kahan hoga,fir milna hua to milenge khwabon me,jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabon mein:-

(FUNNY SMS)TUJHE APNA BANANE KI HASARAT THI, JO DIL ME HI RAH GAYI.CHAHA THA TUJHE TUT KAR, CHAHAT BAS CHAHAT BANKE RAH GAYI.
(FUNNY SMS)TUM CHAHTE RAHNA MUJHE MARTE DUM TAK,HUME TUMHARI CHAHTON SE PYAR HAI.HUM CHAHENGE TUMHE MARNE KA BAD BHI ,KYONKI AAJ BHI HUME TERA INTZAR HAI.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : rajnihal@gmail.com Location : Jaipur Zindagi ko khushiyon ne pukara hai, sada muskurao aap ye sandesha humara hai, phool khilte rahe jeevan me aapke, kaanto k liye daman humara hai..(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Zindgi ki asli udaan abhi baki hai,apne iradon ka imthan abhi baki hai,abhi to naapi hai mutthi bhar zamin aage abhi sara asman baki hai..!(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yaho.co.in Location : Jodhpur Har pal pe apka hi naam hoga,apke har kadam par duniya kaa salaam hoga, mushkilon ka samna himmat se karna ae dost,dua he meri ek din waqt bhi apka gulam hoga.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Raate gumnam hoti hai din kisi k naam hota hai hum zindagi kuch is tarah se jite hai ki har lamha sirf aap k naam hota hai.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Medical shayari..When V breathe...V inspire...Wah wah when Vbreathe, V inspire... When V don't breathe....V expire(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : laxmikant75@gmail.com Location : iitr Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wale Ka Paper Apna Samajhna(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : deepakfrom_india@yahoo.com Location : faridabad falak ki jid hai, jahan bijli girane ki, hamen bhi jid hai wahan aansiyan banane ki,jamana sun raha tha bade gaor se magar,mohabbat me bhi dam hai saone sajane ki(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : subhanallah2007@gmail.com Location : gaorakhpur Har ek jazbat ko zuban nahi milti.Har ek aarzu ko dua nahi milti. Muskan banaye rakho to duniya h sath.Ansu ko to ankho me bhi panah nahi milti.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Bhigi palkon k sang muskurate hai hum,pal-pal dil ko behlate hai hum,tu dur hai hum se to kya,har saans mei teri aahat paate hai hum.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Dosti nahi chahiye FOOLON jaisiJo sirf kuch pal KHUSHBHU deDosti nahi chahiye SURAJ jaisiJo her waqt AAG failati haiDosti nahi chahiye CHAND jaisiJo din mein SAATH na deDosti nahi chahiye PARCHHAI jaisiJo andhere me PICHHA chhodh deDosti chahiye SANSO jaisi jo maut tak SAATH de.
E(FUNNY SMS)-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Ye ansu bhi khambqat ek pareshani hai,khushi aur gam dono ki nishani hai. samjhne walo k liye anmol aur na samjhne walo k liye pani hai..(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur RAAT k ANDHERE me Sara JAHANSOTA hai,Lekin kisi ki YAAD me Ek DIL rota hai. KHUDA kre K kisi par koi DIL Fida na kre, Agar kre to MAUT se pehle JUDA na kre.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Chale jayenge magar yad chod jayenge,aapke dil me apni nishani chod jayenge.Kabhi roange kabhi muskraoge,hum apni dosti ki woh Nisani chod jayenge.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Kisiki muhabbat se hammne kya paya hai, raat ki nind or din ka chan gavaya hai,kya kare hum is dil ka,jise ajj barbaad ho kar b hosh nahi aya hai.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : uswatayyab@gmail.com Location : Pakistan One day Santa was climing on a tree. A Money sitting on the tree asked "Why u r climing the tree"?Santa: kele khane.Money: Lekin yeh to Aam ka per hai.Santa: Mujhe pata hai, iseley mai kele saath laya hoo.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : bnchandna@hotmail.com Location : Delhi Ishq ne insan ko kya se kya bana diya,kisiko kavi to kisiko katil bana diya, 2 phulon ka bojh na utha sakti thi Mumtaz or Shahjahan ne us par Tajmahal bana diya
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur PANI KI BUNDE PHULO KO BHIGA RAHI HAITHANDI LEHRE TAZGI JAGA RAHI HAI HO JAIYE AP BHI INME SHAMIL, PYARI SI SUBAH APKE LIYE KHUSIYAN LA RAHI HAI.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Dil se aapka khayaal jaata nahi..... Aapke siwa koi yaad aata nahi..... Hasrat hai roz aapko dekhu..... Par kambakht woh madaari aapko roz laata nahi.....
(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Asman se utri he,taro se sajai he,chand k chandni se nehlai h...Ae dost smbhal k rkhna ye dosti,ye rista meri zndagi bhar k kamai he.(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur DIL KO THAAM KAR HAR WAQT USKI YAAD MAE KHOYE RAHTE HAI HUM.AB TOH YE HALT HO GAYE HAI PYAR MAE, JAGKAR BHI SOYE RAHE RAHTE HAI HUM.
E(FUNNY SMS)-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur Ms Meena! Ms Meena! Ms Meena.! now u r thinking that who is Ms Meena? arey yaar I m just asking u that u miss me na?(FUNNY SMS)E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in Location : Jodhpur 1 lamhe me unhone zindagi savaardi,1 lamhe me unhone zindagi bigaad di,kasur unka nahi hamara tha, jo un 2 lamho me hamne zindagi guzzar Di.