Double meaning sms

us shaks say itna say taluq hai faraz.................................k wo prayshan ho tu hamain neend nai aati
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Faraz SMS Text Messages
sochta hoo k kabi tery dil mai uter kar daikh loo faraz..............kon basa hai tery dil mai jo mughey basnay nai daita
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Funny SMS Text Messages
ek sardar g apni biwi ko laiker kar sacooter per boht speed say lay kar ja rahay thay itnay main sardarni boli jano buhet dur lag raha haiaahista surdar bola tu v meri tarah aankhain bend karlai
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Funny SMS Text Messages
lerka bus stop per larki ko daikh kar bola tu to meri jaan hai tu mer imaan hai.....lerki nay apni joti utari tu larka bola mai bi pakistan ho tu bi pakistan hai
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Urdu Shayari SMS Text Messages
ek girti barish aur ik khayl uska ek phool gulab ka or ek jamal uska barish ki bondain jo yaad dilati hai uski so hath dua mae hai ur honto mae sawal uska
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Urdu Shayari SMS Text Messages
zara si zindagi hai armaan bohet hai hamderd nahi koi per insaan bohet hai dil ka derd suney yu sunay kisko jo shks dil k qareeb hai wo anjan bohet hai
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Friendship SMS Text Messages
Oye Mere Dost,
Mere Program Ke Host,
Andheron Ke Ghost,
Double Anday Ke Toast,
Bhuji Huwi Lamp Post,
Murghi Ke Roast,
:
“I MISS U THE MOST”
*_* KASHIF *_* 0345-3932040
Friendship SMS Text Messages
“FRIENDSHIP” Mean’s:
To Feel Some 1 In Every “HEARTBEAT”
To Find Some 1 In Every “THOUGHT”
To See Some 1 With “CLOSED EYES”
& To Miss Some 1 Without Any “REASON”..
*_* KASHIF *_*
DOUBLE MEANING SMS


Arz Kia Hai...Daalte Hi Jhar Gaye Theray Na Phool Galay Mai Mere Haar KDard Unko Huwa To Nikaal Lia Maine Kaanta Jo Chubha Peroon Main Sarkar KCheek Uthay Chilla Uthay Kehnay Lagay Meri Na LooEk Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tehwaar K
Mansoor 03338651491
Double meaning SMS
Diagram in book was not clear..So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..“Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!“

aiysha 03007360637 None
Double meaning SMS
Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?Aik Larka Hota Hai......Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai.....GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .
Smiling FACE 03215816977 ---
Double meaning SMS
Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye..
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.mera matlab rasi se.....kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.
ali 03214519608 lhr_lovr@yahoo.com
Double meaning SMS
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breathhai wat hapeni am ur colgate
Mahtab 0332-8674476 / 0333-8652253
Double meaning SMS
Hold It GentlyPut 2 FingrsIf Dey DntFitFos Dem InIf De Hole‘s Big EnafPut3Muv Up & DownSlowly..Ooh Yes..Can U Fil It?Dats How U Wash A Glass
Hassan 0333-8383767
Double meaning SMS
fuck offfuck offyes fuck offooh. dont get the wrong meaning.fuck off means:F-friend likeU- uC-canK-keepO-ourF-friendshipF-forever..

shah apachyhunter
Double meaning SMS
Want A KISSPlz KISS MeJaldi Koi B Nai HaiForan KaroJaldi Karo NaKISSU Know KISSMeansK-KoiI-IntrestingS-SMSS-Send KaroSoKISS Me!!

shah apachyhunter
Double meaning SMS
college wali:masale dar
office wali:narum narum
muhale wali:garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon
rida akram 03002719247
Double meaning SMS

KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. dont think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”
oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia..... khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de


shah apachyhunter
Double meaning SMS
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota

sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo

sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM
shah apachyhunter
Double meaning SMS
BOY: poora under gaya?GIRL: ouch...... haaan
BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL:haan thora thora.

Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha
RAZA 0333-3367432
Double meaning SMS
Shut Up'''S=surprises 4 uH=happiness 4 uU=unlimited love 4 uT=true passion 4 uU=u alwayz in my mindP=praying 4 uSo again..Shut Up......
salman 00966569647771 don_salman2007@yahoo.com
Double meaning SMS
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?.. Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...
farhan 03006330347 happy_khan1525@yahoo.com
Double meaning SMS
Aap ko 'CHODA'..Aap ko pir 'CHODA'Aap ko bar bar 'CHODA'Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye'CHODA AUGUST'mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..
farhan 03006330347 happy_khan1525@yahoo.com
Double meaning SMS
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,Jawab us k sawal ka..
Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,Haath se phool gulab ka..
Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo, Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
farhan 03006330347 happy_khan1525@yahoo.com
Double meaning SMS
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaadabao naa, zara zor seaisa karo apni shirt nikalo apni pant bhi nikal do meri saadi bhi nikal do ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa bahut tight hai plz.aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,ho gaya na suitcase bannd.
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Double meaning SMS
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahihai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pekartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajahse roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
karamchand -
Double meaning SMS
App MujhayAik jagaSe bohatPyareLagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?

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